Date: 1 April.
Venue: AMK Library.
Event: stupid Debate discussion.
Characters: Eug, Wan Er, Nick(me), other classmates.
Digressing from boring monotonous annoying retarded dreary and whatever discussions, we started talking about BGR. (don't ask how this topic was even brought up. i have no idea too.) Suddenly,
Eug: eh! sekali nick has a steady.
Wan Er: nick, do you have a steady?
Me: (weirded out from a throbbing headache) Yeah.
-SHOCKED REACTIONS.
Me: (oh my! this can be an April fools' joke!)
Wan Er: how old?
Me: (first number that comes into mind) eighteen.
-MORE SHOCKED REACTIONS.
Wan Er: What school?
Nick: (cant think of any school..) he's a dropout.
-SHOCKED SILENCE.
Wan Er/Eug: what school was in before he dropped out?
Nick: (thinks really quick and thought of diana's ahem) VJC.
-MORE SHOCKED SILENCE.
Nick: yeah, he dropped out last year.
Both: why?
Nick: (er... shit!) I dumped him for an RJC guy. then he got damn depressed. so i took pity and took him back in.
-SILENCE AS THEY TRY TO TAKE THIS INFORMATION IN.
Both: are you really sure?
Nick: yeah..
-CONVERSATION DIGRESSES, mainly to eug being an amoeba/euglena cos she claims to be asexual.
then..
Wan Er: nick, im starting to think that you're quite a good liar. is it really true? eug! can we try to expose her?
Nick: no! it's really really true!
-BOTH START GRILLING ME FOR DETAILS. (kind of like cross examination.) somehow, i have no idea how, i ended up saying that i actually dumped the dropout for an RJC GIRL last year. and they didnt spot it. obviously, i was secretly laughing :D
Wan Er: why was he in VJC?
Nick: (hmm, she's obviously run out of qns.) erm.. because he got (first number that comes to mind) 12 points for o levels.
-SILENCE.
Wan Er: shuai or not?
Nick: er.. not really lah.
Wan Er: Have pictures?
Nick: no.
Wan Er: why?
Nick: (shit. good qn.) erm.. not that shuai nothing to see lah!
Wan Er: do your parents know about him?
Nick: (hmm yes or no? okay put my parents in good light.) yeah they're okay with it.
Both: -really shocked. huh?! but.. he's a dropout! it's your o level year and all..
Nick: (i want to sleep..) huh.. oh he's quite smart lah. i think he's planning to go overseas to study or sth.
-AMAZEMENT AT NICK'S REVELATION OF SECRET STEAD.
later during dinner, i left early and they told yunjie and all. wan er told aly who told char. NONE of them believed this story EXCEPT for eug and wan er :D
at night, i texted wan er: eh dont go around telling people about my boyfriend okay. spoil my image.
how convincing! :D actually, my main intention was to prevent it from blowing up or i would have a lot of explanation to do. :D how BRILLIANT!
anyway, no one believed the story!
well, i did tell them the truth in the end. :D (much to wan er's chagrin.)
as for the imginary characters of this prank, the dropout went with the RJ girl and they lived happily ever after.
THE END.
ps, sorry for incoherence if any. i just HAVE to tell this story :D